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Shark has a coffee-related alibi

Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

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A guy with three nipples and a shark with many teeth

Those two goofs on the boat need to follow the adage: If you see something, say something. And the "something" I'm referring to is the...

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Swimming with the dolphins and ... oops

I could be wrong, but it seems like one of those dolphins is not very friendly and is also not a dolphin.

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A dolphin goes to the shark side

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

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Glad that Shark Week has ended

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

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Gross! A fish brushed up against his leg!

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

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A quick check of the shark's teeth

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

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Jaws Wide Open

You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...