Great. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.

This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Relax, sloth lovers. This cartoon is obviously fake. Bears rarely eat sloths in the real world, and when they do, they prefer honey...

Dad Sloth has been driving for five hours, and they're almost completely out of the driveway. So that's pretty good progress, by sloth...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...