Dave was even more surprised than the bears.

Taking this fuzzy face for a walk wasn't the best idea.

This cartoon is so fake. Who takes a taxi to the mall in this day and age? And would a bear really wear a seatbelt?

That woman needs to keep her distance from those two. She’s in danger of getting some nap drool on her fuzzy slippers.

Aliens + shark + manatee = a personal favorite. I beamed this one up from the archives and put a slightly new twist on it.

If you’re planning to get an emotional support shark, maybe don’t choose a great white who likes to sneak up on people.

You’ve got to admire business-minded bears who think outside of the box. Or, in this case, inside the box.

This is a reminder: When you park your vehicle in an unfamiliar location and then go exploring, ALWAYS take your keys and lock up. This...

For this joke to work, you have to say “Two too many tutu manatees” three times fast.

Happy Easter, to those who celebrate ... with our without eggs.

If the Wiener Dog vs. Duck wrestling match ever gets scheduled, I’ll be looking for tickets.

When your not-to-do list is longer than your to-do list, you've won ... at least according to the cat.

Sometimes I put tremendous effort into creating the stupidest cartoon possible. This one is Exhibit A. I probably wrote 50 different...

Did you catch this moment at the Oscars? Kevin always insisted he would one day have an Oscar to call his own, he just didn’t say how he...

I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.

You don’t have to be a bear to check out We Rate Bears, a short and useful (???) video that really does exist on my new YouTube channel:...

Note to Cat: The dog's love for tennis balls overrides any lack of sports expertise.

SharkBear! Coming to your town SOON! When a shark and a bear team up, hilarity will ensue! (Not really. It usually ends with Kevin...

I've reached 2,000 posts on Instagram, and I'm looking forward to the next 2,000 (even if a certain cat isn't thrilled about it).

She could watch Manatee eat salads all day. And that's exactly what she'll be doing, because Manatee told the server to keep those greens...