Taking the cat for a walk is only for the brave and patient. VERY patient.

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.

A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

When Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.

But those collars are quite effective at neutralizing fleas, so it's a fair tradeoff.

Great. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.

When dogs gaze at clouds, their interpretations usually drift toward the food category.

Sure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...

Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.

His need for approval is quite obvious, but I understand why a bear would want a good rating after putting so much time and effort into a...

Hey kitties! Maybe Great Wise Cat's message is this: The secret of life is having privacy when pooping.

This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...

It's so sad when previously super aggressive bears become lazy and decide to wor

I don’t think Cocaine Bear has much dignity left, but I do respect him for turning down green beer. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to those who...

I took a break from creating Cocaine Bear cartoons and comics on Instagram, but I have just recently relapsed.

I wrote and drew this one before Sunday night's Oscars, so I was amused by the Cocaine Bear appearance on the show. I was expecting a...