Why can’t Dog let Chicken cross the road without making Chicken feel self-conscious? These two have a very complicated relationship.

And you thought ants were annoying.

I'm not sure Kevin understands the rules of this game.

I’m so happy cats love to sit in boxes, because I enjoy drawing cats and I enjoy drawing boxes.

Yes, even horses have bad hair days. If they’re lucky, they have a bear friend who can provide a little moose.

It's probably the sharpened claws? What else could it be?

Cheese fries are always a viable option.

It's not weird unless you make it weird.

Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.

I’ve done several variations of this comic, including the original “Is that a bear behind you?” and “Is that a manatee behind you?” In...

The answers just might surprise you.

On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.

The weather is warming up in my neck of the woods, and all the neighborhood dogs are ready to bark at pond squirrels.

This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)

That restaurant needs to do better.

I drew this one years ago. Easy joke, but I do like the frog's expression.

That woman won't be getting off the couch any time soon, and she's fine with that.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

Sometimes Kevin has trouble distinguishing between reality and his trippy visions, but I’m pretty sure the Moose-Goose combo is the real...

Anybody else feel like sailing away these days?