Fun fact: A gorilla and a bear will draw a little more attention than an elephant during a business meeting, unless the business meeting...

And you thought ants were annoying.

I'm not sure Kevin understands the rules of this game.

Yes, even horses have bad hair days. If they’re lucky, they have a bear friend who can provide a little moose.

It's probably the sharpened claws? What else could it be?

Cheese fries are always a viable option.

It's not weird unless you make it weird.

Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.

I’ve done several variations of this comic, including the original “Is that a bear behind you?” and “Is that a manatee behind you?” In...

On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.

This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

Sometimes Kevin has trouble distinguishing between reality and his trippy visions, but I’m pretty sure the Moose-Goose combo is the real...

That fur is going to get a good soaping. Happy Valentine's Day!

I admire Kevin’s commitment to doing his business, but I wish he’d commit to wearing snow pants and boots on days like this. Anyway,...

Seriously! What kind of business are they doing in the woods? Oh ... never mind.

Way too revealing, I'd say.

We now return to The Continuing Adventures of Kevin and His Beloved Potato.

You’re right, Kevin. People can get it for free almost anywhere. And yet, some people are willing to pay dearly for it.

And don't go to a fortune teller named Miss Fortune.