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The unbearable Christmas gift, and the perfect one
When a bear is gifted with a shirt that’s the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong … everything, don’t expect a pleasant reaction....

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 27, 20231 min read


Manatee insists being a fan of Bear Week
Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 15, 20231 min read


Bear's offer seems great, but read the fine print
I appreciate Bear for being so honest ... and for being so enthusiastic about promoting that limited time offer.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 20, 20231 min read


Bear tells Shark about weekend plans
We’re rolling into the weekend with Shark and Bear, who are forging new adventures.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 28, 20231 min read


A few thoughts on the "Bear Behind You" comic that went viral
Bear with me as I share some thoughts about this special Throwback Thursday comic. I posted this comic one year ago (Aug. 25, 2022) on...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 24, 20231 min read


Bear reacts poorly after cat drinks all the coffee
Looks like Bear wanted a snack more than coffee. And speaking of coffee, check out my ever-expanding Ko-fi page

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 22, 20231 min read


Two bears and one slapped fish
Captain Scratchy does NOT condone the slapping of fish, no matter how much side eye they are giving you. Even bears should know better.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 17, 20231 min read


Sorry, bear ... those are NOT satin pants
This is your reminder to read clothing labels carefully before making a purchase. That really sucks for the bear. He looked so good in...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 3, 20231 min read


Bears plan to teach a lesson to idiot who taunts wild animals
This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 22, 20231 min read


A bear walks into a wine tasting
The bear doesn't seem interested in all the nuances of wine tasting, but he knows what he likes.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 16, 20231 min read


Bear advice: Take two herring and call me in the morning
Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 4, 20231 min read


Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?
Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 21, 20231 min read


Bear in the woods meets his match on the path
That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 25, 20231 min read


Can you really have too much of Cocaine Bear?
Ever since Cocaine Bear hit movie theaters about a week and a half ago, I've gone a little overboard on posting CB cartoons and comics on...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 7, 20231 min read


It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you
It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 17, 20231 min read


Chicken tempts fate ... and a hungry bear
Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 6, 20231 min read


Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 30, 20221 min read


Bear finds out sloth is a little slow
This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 28, 20221 min read


Is that a horse standing right behind you?
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 7, 20221 min read


Does a bear shop for ear necklaces on Etsy?
Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 11, 20221 min read
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