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The dog's out of practice when it comes to walking
Something about the way that dog is walking does seem a little odd, but every dog has its own style. Anyway, this is your friendly...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 11, 20221 min read


Alien is a pro at multiple abductions
That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 23, 20221 min read


Dogs notice the effect Wordle has on people
Dogs are sensitive to any changes in belly rubbing behavior. They're also sensitive to any changes in Wordle behavior exhibited by the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 21, 20221 min read


Room for more on that cuddle pile
Seems like there's plenty of room on the cuddle pile for a few more furry friends. Or maybe just one long-haired yak would complete the set.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 18, 20221 min read


The parrot seems to be stuck on repeat
The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 11, 20221 min read


Waiting for pie
This is based on a true story told to me by someone I find very untrustworthy when it comes to telling truthful stories.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 8, 20221 min read


A handy guide to booping the snoot
I suggest you use this handy guide before you boop your next snoot. It's unwise to go around booping snoots willy nilly.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 25, 20221 min read


Doggone it! He's still not fully trained
I'm guessing the dog is very well-trained and is far too dignified to scoot his along the carpet.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 24, 20221 min read


Why the Dog Football League folded
This is why the Dog Football League (DFL) folded after one game. And don't be fooled by the Puppy Bowl. It takes hours of strategic...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 17, 20221 min read


A dog's poem about delicious chicken
Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 14, 20221 min read


Good dog learns to fill own bowl
Best of all, the dog got quite a lot of the dog chow in the actual dog bowl!

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 15, 20211 min read


Imagine staying in bed all day
I'm on board with the dog's scenario, although I would hope that there would be an adult beverage included with each delivery of a plate...

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 6, 20211 min read


Cat and chicken trick amazes dog
Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 19, 20211 min read


Dogs mystified by influencer cat
Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 10, 20211 min read


Alien invasion called off out of fear
We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 4, 20211 min read


When a pug met a wiener dog
That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 6, 20211 min read


A good dog, but not a deep thinker
Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 18, 20211 min read


Dogs in Bizarro World ponder bacon
I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 9, 20211 min read


Dog and cat in a staring contest
When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 22, 20211 min read


Mastering the dog commands
Leaving the house isn't easy when you have a dog who knows all the basic commands.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 21, 20211 min read
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