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Manatee just wants a little privacy
When a creepy dolphin masters drone technology, no one is safe.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 131 min read


That creepy dolphin is being creepy again
Never trust any animal that's always smiling.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 301 min read


When you give a dolphin chainsaw
Here's one from the archives that I reposted recently on Instagram. It's creating a lot of buzz ... maybe because of a certain someone...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 261 min read


Dolphin has some disturbing words of wisdom
Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 22, 20241 min read


Great white shark's pun is a jaw-dropper
It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 15, 20241 min read


Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!
Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 1, 20241 min read


What makes a dolphin smile?
We should consider ourselves lucky that dolphins don’t have easy access to chainsaws.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 22, 20241 min read


Dolphin and Manatee Get a Surprise Visitor
Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 1, 20241 min read


Hey Shark! We'll OWL be watching the Super Bowl.
I think Shark is wrong and Dolphin is right. Carl the owl is indeed superb. How many owls are brave enough to hang out on a shark’s...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 9, 20241 min read


Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 11, 20231 min read


Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read


These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read


Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 19, 20231 min read


Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 31, 20231 min read


Dolphin has a new job ... or just wanted to tell a bad joke
Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 24, 20231 min read


Shark and Dolphin reflect on Super Sunday
I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 13, 20231 min read


Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read


Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 16, 20221 min read


The Sad Alligator is sadder than ever
It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 19, 20221 min read


Dolphin won't see you later, alligator
This comic recently became my most-liked post on Instagram, with almost 200,000 likes as I write this. It also prompted a lot of...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 13, 20221 min read
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