Does a bear kiss in the woods? This one does ... for a price.

The driving force behind Captain Scratchy has always been this: Provide content that is thought-provoking and capable of inspiring...

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...

How about it, dog owners? Do you live with a Couch Hog? Have you made peace with the fact that your pooch is the King or Queen of the Couch?

Taking the cat for a walk is only for the brave and patient. VERY patient.

Even the dog looks a little robotic to me. Anyway, I’m sending VERY REAL wishes for a Happy Mother’s Day to all the awesome moms out there!

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.

A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

When Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.

But those collars are quite effective at neutralizing fleas, so it's a fair tradeoff.

Great. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.

When dogs gaze at clouds, their interpretations usually drift toward the food category.

Sure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...

Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.