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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 18, 20211 min read
A hot dog visits Dr. Wiener
Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 16, 20211 min read
A quick check of the shark's teeth
Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 11, 20211 min read
Chicken smells a trap
You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 9, 20211 min read
At one with the couch cushions
It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 8, 20211 min read
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20211 min read
Good Cat Advice from Doctor Fuzzy Face
It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 30, 20211 min read
There goes the shark's diet plan
Sometimes shark cartoons write themselves. Other times they don't and you have to convince the shark to write the cartoon, and he gets...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 19, 20211 min read
Embarrassing ghost boo boo
Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 13, 20211 min read
Man claims he's not being lazy
Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 12, 20211 min read
That is definitely a suspicious mole
Moles are naturally suspicious creatures, but they are especially suspicious about being the subject of puns and lazy humor. With that in...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 6, 20211 min read
The cat has a solid defense strategy
After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 29, 20211 min read
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 18, 20211 min read
Oops ... not a squirrel
I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 12, 20211 min read
Confused Horse
This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 11, 20211 min read
The Bear Wants More Paddington
There should be no limit to the number of times you watch Paddington 2 in one day, whether you're a bear or whether you're this guy. If...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 7, 20211 min read
One-Sock Waldo
It’s about time Waldo is forced to spend his valuable time searching for something. He’s been taking delight in our frustration and...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 5, 20211 min read
Safe Snoot Booping
You thought dogs weren’t concerned about good hygiene and safety protocols. You thought wrong, at least when it comes to this dog, who...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 30, 20211 min read
When to Fold 'Em
Even so, let's give Carl a hand for those nifty-looking birds.
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