Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

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Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...

It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...

I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.

I'm a fan of Shark Week, but I'd be even more excited for Manatee Week, especially if there's extended footage of a coffee-deprived...

It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...

I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...

If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...

Forget about "The Tinder Swindler" and "Inventing Anna" and "The Dropout." You won't want to miss the 22-part series "ScamManatee!" —...

For those of you who liked the previous version of my main manatee, I sincerely apologize for the update. The fact that my manatee didn't...

I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.

Five years of art school for the shark? Based on the portrait of the manatee, I would have guessed at least six years.

Before you start feeling sorry for Gavin (or "Half-Gavin", as he's now called), keep in mind he was teasing the shark about how its gums...