I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...

And so it begins: Shark Week 2021. Yes, that's why you're noticing sharks getting more excited than usual, breaking out into huge toothy...

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

Sometimes shark cartoons write themselves. Other times they don't and you have to convince the shark to write the cartoon, and he gets...

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...