I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...