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  • Writer's pictureChuck Ingwersen

Unproductive Shark

Updated: Apr 21, 2021

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no noticeable increase in productivity for the shark, but I've become more productive since I no longer spend hours in that tub. (I do spend a few minutes each day in the tub, when the shark requires me to scrub its back with a loofah.)


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