This is based on a true story (except I'm not a bear, I don't take bubble baths and I don't drink quite that much wine in one sitting).

Don't be a Carl. Not on Monday or any other day. By the way, whose turn was it to make sure Carl stayed away from the liquor cabinet?

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...

The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...