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Oops. Someone chose Tub Time over the Super Bowl
Even though Kevin missed the Super Bowl, it looks like he had a pretty good time in the tub. Meanwhile, i t was a surprisingly sloppy...

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 12, 20241 min read
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Dogs disgusted by snowman built by drunk person
Do you want to build a snowman? Are you drunk? You are??? Then you probably shouldn’t build a snowman. Because the last time you built a...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 19, 20241 min read
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Bathing (and possibly drunk) bear insists everything is fine
This is based on a true story (except I'm not a bear, I don't take bubble baths and I don't drink quite that much wine in one sitting).

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 20, 20221 min read
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Shark is too enthusiastic about Mondays
Don't be a Carl. Not on Monday or any other day. By the way, whose turn was it to make sure Carl stayed away from the liquor cabinet?

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 31, 20221 min read
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Dog loves drunken holiday cookouts
It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 5, 20211 min read
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The Not So Busy Beaver
It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 4, 20211 min read
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Shark with no shame
Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 5, 20211 min read
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Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 30, 20211 min read
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Shark goes back to the ocean
The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 28, 20211 min read
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Unproductive Shark
This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 20, 20211 min read
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