chuckingwersenOct 24, 20211 minShark meets forgiving ghostI bet there are a whole bunch of advantages to being half a ghost. For one thing, it doesn't take as long for your sheet to go through...
chuckingwersenAug 25, 20211 minThey're grilling the sharkOh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...
chuckingwersenMay 5, 20211 minShark with no shameSharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.
chuckingwersenApr 28, 20211 minShark goes back to the oceanThe shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...
chuckingwersenApr 20, 20211 minUnproductive SharkThis is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...