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The parrot seems to be stuck on repeat

The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...

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Shark and manatee try Dry January

A new addition to my New Year's resolutions: I resolve to never draw a shark and manatee on dry land again. It's something none of us...

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It's a good day to seize the wine

Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.

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Cat in a box gives advice

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

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Shark with no shame

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

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Unproductive Shark

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...