The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...

A new addition to my New Year's resolutions: I resolve to never draw a shark and manatee on dry land again. It's something none of us...

Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...