Sharks will always incriminate themselves in court. They just can’t keep those jaws closed. Still, I’m pretty sure a jury of shark peers...

The bear makes a convincing case for choosing the premium hug.

From time to time we like to check in on our penguin friends, just to chill. Is it just me, or does it seem like every one of their...

Manatee has a legitimate complaint ... and so does Parallel Dimension Manatee. Shark and Dolphin need to take a turn with the portal.

It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

I wrapped up Shark Week 2023 on Captain Scratchy's Instagram page with the tale of this desperate shark who clearly has delusions of...

Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

No! Not Baby Bear! It's painful to witness such loss of innocence in real time.

They can buy as many cat toys as they can afford, but I bet the cat will still play with the chainsaw (much to the dog's dismay).

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?!? Maybe it's a ploy to distract readers from how lame this cartoon is. I wanted to draw bears and sharks in...

This one is a new and improved version of an old favorite, because I think YOU ROCK!

I don't think that's the kind of medical advice a doctor should be giving, and I'm sure the mole would agree with me.

That's one of the worst possible nightmares for dogs that doesn't involve a trip to the vet, a sneak attack by a horde of cats, or a...

Like so many animals, bears aren't big fans of fireworks. But some bears get REALLY cranky about them.

I've heard of squeezing your ass into a chair, but this is ridiculous.

On June 20, 1975, a little movie about a big shark opened in theaters. It was called "Look Out For That Big Shark!" Just kidding. It was...

Vacation road trip season started months ago for sloths. They needed a head start. I call this one "Life in the Slow Lane."

Does a bear kiss in the woods? This one does ... for a price.

The driving force behind Captain Scratchy has always been this: Provide content that is thought-provoking and capable of inspiring...

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...