A horse walks into a restaurant...
I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 25, 2021
- 1 min
A bear walks into a restroom ...
Someday bears will take revenge on cartoonists for all the "Does a bear shit in the woods" cartoons. But until then, we'll keep them...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 21, 2021
- 1 min
A Dad Bod shirt for a dad bod dad
For any dads who got a Dad Bod shirt for Father's Day, don't despair if it's a little snug. That just means it's perfectly accentuating...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 20, 2021
- 1 min
Cheeky dad keeps the kids busy
Without being too cheeky, can I butt in and wish all the dads a Happy Father’s Day? For those of you who like to crack open a cold one,...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 18, 2021
- 1 min
A hot dog visits Dr. Wiener
Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 16, 2021
- 1 min
A quick check of the shark's teeth
Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 14, 2021
- 1 min
The cat celebrates Flag Day
Look! The cat remembered that today is Flag Day! No, check that. It’s the same flag the cat puts up every day.
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 11, 2021
- 1 min
Chicken smells a trap
You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 9, 2021
- 1 min
At one with the couch cushions
It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 8, 2021
- 1 min
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 4, 2021
- 1 min
The Not So Busy Beaver
It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 2, 2021
- 1 min
Good Cat Advice from Doctor Fuzzy Face
It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....
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chuckingwersen
- May 26, 2021
- 1 min
Cat in a box gives advice
When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...
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chuckingwersen
- May 19, 2021
- 1 min
Embarrassing ghost boo boo
Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...
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chuckingwersen
- May 14, 2021
- 1 min
Man claims he's not being lazy
Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...
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chuckingwersen
- May 12, 2021
- 1 min
That is definitely a suspicious mole
Moles are naturally suspicious creatures, but they are especially suspicious about being the subject of puns and lazy humor. With that in...
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chuckingwersen
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
It's all downhill for armadillos
Sometimes armadillos have the best perspective. I'm pretty sure this is the first armadillo cartoon I've ever drawn. I've written down a...
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chuckingwersen
- May 7, 2021
- 1 min
The cat has a solid defense strategy
After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...
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chuckingwersen
- May 5, 2021
- 1 min
Shark with no shame
Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 30, 2021
- 1 min
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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