WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?!? Maybe it's a ploy to distract readers from how lame this cartoon is. I wanted to draw bears and sharks in...

This one is a new and improved version of an old favorite, because I think YOU ROCK!

I don't think that's the kind of medical advice a doctor should be giving, and I'm sure the mole would agree with me.

That's one of the worst possible nightmares for dogs that doesn't involve a trip to the vet, a sneak attack by a horde of cats, or a...

Like so many animals, bears aren't big fans of fireworks. But some bears get REALLY cranky about them.

I've heard of squeezing your ass into a chair, but this is ridiculous.

On June 20, 1975, a little movie about a big shark opened in theaters. It was called "Look Out For That Big Shark!" Just kidding. It was...

Vacation road trip season started months ago for sloths. They needed a head start. I call this one "Life in the Slow Lane."

Does a bear kiss in the woods? This one does ... for a price.

The driving force behind Captain Scratchy has always been this: Provide content that is thought-provoking and capable of inspiring...

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...

How about it, dog owners? Do you live with a Couch Hog? Have you made peace with the fact that your pooch is the King or Queen of the Couch?

Taking the cat for a walk is only for the brave and patient. VERY patient.

Even the dog looks a little robotic to me. Anyway, I’m sending VERY REAL wishes for a Happy Mother’s Day to all the awesome moms out there!

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.