It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...

It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...

Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...

Moles are naturally suspicious creatures, but they are especially suspicious about being the subject of puns and lazy humor. With that in...

Sometimes armadillos have the best perspective. I'm pretty sure this is the first armadillo cartoon I've ever drawn. I've written down a...

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...

Making eye contact with a cat at the wrong moment could provoke an undesirable response. At least that's what I've been told by a large...

They then agreed that their podcast should be a true crime podcast, delving into such hideous crimes as late feeding times, inadequate...

I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

There should be no limit to the number of times you watch Paddington 2 in one day, whether you're a bear or whether you're this guy. If...

It’s about time Waldo is forced to spend his valuable time searching for something. He’s been taking delight in our frustration and...

Time Travel Cat then told them about how the cat war against wiggly string has escalated in the future. Time Travel Cat also told them...

Even so, let's give Carl a hand for those nifty-looking birds.

Come on, Doreen! Don't be a jerk chicken. Just pull the damn string!