I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Someday bears will take revenge on cartoonists for all the "Does a bear shit in the woods" cartoons. But until then, we'll keep them...

For any dads who got a Dad Bod shirt for Father's Day, don't despair if it's a little snug. That just means it's perfectly accentuating...

Without being too cheeky, can I butt in and wish all the dads a Happy Father’s Day? For those of you who like to crack open a cold one,...

Dr. Wiener doesn't usually resort to calling his patients idiots, but he flipped out at the sight of ketchup on a hot dog.

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

Look! The cat remembered that today is Flag Day! No, check that. It’s the same flag the cat puts up every day.

You'll be happy to know that the chicken decided not to put all of its eggs in one basket, avoiding certain disaster. Sadly, a few hours...

It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...

It's embarrassing how we've bought into the myth of the "always busy beaver" when in fact it's the "always getting their drink on...

It's no surprise that Dr. Fuzzy Face has been voted "Best Cat Doctor" by the readers of Healthy Cat Magazine for five years running....

When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...

Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...

Look! It's a cartoon about a lazy guy and his exasperated wife! How original! But, seriously, my thanks go out to the cat for attempting...

Moles are naturally suspicious creatures, but they are especially suspicious about being the subject of puns and lazy humor. With that in...

Sometimes armadillos have the best perspective. I'm pretty sure this is the first armadillo cartoon I've ever drawn. I've written down a...

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...