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The pets aren't cool with the New Year's Eve naked dancing

I think the pets have their own New Year's Eve plan: Get super drunk and hide in the basement.

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Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!

Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

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Manatee looks spiffy in new shirt

I never knew manatees were so meta. But there's no doubt the manatee is rockin' that tee, although it does look a little snug.

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Beware of SharkBear ... after one quick stop

When Shark and Bear team up, we're all in big trouble ... especially if we're standing in line when they show up at the ice cream stand.

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Cow and Pig have a friendship that sizzles

Cow and Pig each have a deliciously edgy sense of humor when it comes to their friendship. Even more surprisingly, they each have a...

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There are requests for more cowbell

Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?

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Bear pulls shark out of isolation

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

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Shark is warming up the water

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

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A Horse Day

I don't blame horses who just want to watch Horseflix all day. Of all the streaming services, it seems to have the most solid horse...