This is why the Dog Football League (DFL) folded after one game. And don't be fooled by the Puppy Bowl. It takes hours of strategic...

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...

Leaving the house isn't easy when you have a dog who knows all the basic commands.

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

You’ve got to feel sorry for dogs on the Fourth of July. They’re terrorized by fireworks, AND they have to watch their humans stuff...

A dog's ability to bark for hours at waffles is one of the most impressive skills found among any living creature. I can bark at waffles...

They then agreed that their podcast should be a true crime podcast, delving into such hideous crimes as late feeding times, inadequate...

I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...

We ask an awful lot of our pets: Be loyal. Be loving. Be adorable. Don't be pooping on the carpet. We should take a moment to consider...

I've got to side with the dog on this one. A box filled with snacks is a game-changer. But let's not deny the cat its snug little slice...

You thought dogs weren’t concerned about good hygiene and safety protocols. You thought wrong, at least when it comes to this dog, who...

Slobber Mop was the name of my band when I was in high school. Our fans nicknamed us the Mop Tops and also the Fab Floor Moppers.