Cheese fries are always a viable option.

It's not weird unless you make it weird.

Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.

This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

Sometimes Kevin has trouble distinguishing between reality and his trippy visions, but I’m pretty sure the Moose-Goose combo is the real...

I admire Kevin’s commitment to doing his business, but I wish he’d commit to wearing snow pants and boots on days like this. Anyway,...

Seriously! What kind of business are they doing in the woods? Oh ... never mind.

Way too revealing, I'd say.

We now return to The Continuing Adventures of Kevin and His Beloved Potato.

There's plenty of room on that Cheese Bench for both Kevin and Horse, but Horse needs to go eat some cheese first. Rules are rules.

Having a stray bear in the house does seem like a bigger problem than having a stray bird in the house. Especially if that bear is Kevin.

What’s so weird about a bear wanting a fish thrown at its face? You just keep being you, Kevin.

It’s nice to see Kevin trying to make mauling a more pleasant experience for everyone involved. I wonder how long that approach will last.

Kevin’s idea of a side gig during the Christmas season is a little disturbing.

I was hoping Kevin and all the other bears in the world of Captain Scratchy would make a new year’s resolution to complain less, but it’s...

Some bears forget that they have to budget carefully when they’re gathering hibernation supplies. And since they don’t do much grocery...

I had a lot of fun with Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week on Instagram. This was one of the many new cartoons I created just for...

Here's one from the Bear Week festivities taking place on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account. We find Waldo wishing he was anywhere...

There's no escaping the fact that Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week is being celebrated on the Captain Scratchy Instagram account....