Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear
I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...
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chuckingwersen
- Jan 25
- 1 min
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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chuckingwersen
- May 29, 2022
- 1 min
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 11, 2022
- 1 min
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 7, 2022
- 1 min
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 14, 2022
- 1 min
The Tunnel of Inappropriate Love (with a horse)
Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...
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chuckingwersen
- Feb 4, 2022
- 1 min
Horse isn't happy with all those horse jokes
It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Annoying horse co-worker
Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...
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chuckingwersen
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Little Horse can't sing Christmas carols
The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....
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chuckingwersen
- Sep 17, 2021
- 1 min
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
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chuckingwersen
- Aug 11, 2021
- 1 min
A little horse walks into a doctor's office
I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 27, 2021
- 1 min
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
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chuckingwersen
- Jul 7, 2021
- 1 min
A horse looks for a roll in the hay
A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 28, 2021
- 1 min
A horse walks into a restaurant...
I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 8, 2021
- 1 min
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 30, 2021
- 1 min
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 12, 2021
- 1 min
Confused Horse
This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...
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chuckingwersen
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
Just Say Nay
I'm starting to miss going to meetings. Especially meetings with paranoid horses.
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