I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...

Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...

We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

I'm starting to miss going to meetings. Especially meetings with paranoid horses.