Chuck Ingwersen
When you want to horse around, but pool days are fading fast
Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Aug 21
- 1 min
Two horses walk into a bar ...
Do you appreciate horse humor? Please don't say NAY!
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Chuck Ingwersen
- May 19
- 1 min
Even the horse would agree that this is not a good zoo
I don't think that horse is weird, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't make eye contact with it.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 6
- 1 min
A horse walks into a wine bar ...
I've definitely detected notes of sweaty horse in a number of different wines, but I still saddle up and ride it out.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jan 31
- 1 min
Horse wants to get that joke trending again
Some horses crave attention and know just how to get it. Meanwhile, this is a bad lesson to be teaching Little Horse.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Apr 5, 2023
- 1 min
Horse doctor is not a doctor who treats horses
Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 26, 2023
- 1 min
Frustration for horse and chicken is no joke
This should serve as a warning to any of you who happen to be a horse-chicken hybrid who plans to cross the road for the purpose of...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 1, 2023
- 1 min
Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear
I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jan 25, 2023
- 1 min
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- May 29, 2022
- 1 min
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Apr 11, 2022
- 1 min
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Mar 7, 2022
- 1 min
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Feb 14, 2022
- 1 min
The Tunnel of Inappropriate Love (with a horse)
Is it wrong. YES! It is very wrong. You can lead a horse to a water ride, but it should NEVER lead to horseplay. Happy Valentine's Day to...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Feb 4, 2022
- 1 min
Horse isn't happy with all those horse jokes
It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Annoying horse co-worker
Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Dec 21, 2021
- 1 min
Little Horse can't sing Christmas carols
The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Sep 17, 2021
- 1 min
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Aug 11, 2021
- 1 min
A little horse walks into a doctor's office
I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jul 27, 2021
- 1 min
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
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Chuck Ingwersen
- Jul 7, 2021
- 1 min
A horse looks for a roll in the hay
A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...
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