A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.

Is there anything more terrifying than a cat staring you down as it sits comfortably in a cardboard box that is floating in the sea? No...

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

Most business meetings I've had to attend could have been an e-mail, so it's kind of comforting to know that sharks have to endure...

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

Spectators have rated it the most popular event of the Olympics, for obvious reasons. But when you actually witness it, you'll find it...

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

Today's helpful hint: Go swimming before sharks have had a chance to finish their morning coffee. You don't want to be in the water AFTER...

And so it begins: Shark Week 2021. Yes, that's why you're noticing sharks getting more excited than usual, breaking out into huge toothy...

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

Sometimes shark cartoons write themselves. Other times they don't and you have to convince the shark to write the cartoon, and he gets...

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...