This remains the only blobfish comic I’ve ever done. My apologies to the entire blobfish community. Shark and Manatee should know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In the world of blobfish, this one might be a real thirst trap.

Poor turkey. He meets the only Great White Shark who always carries a gravy boat.

This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

When a creepy dolphin masters drone technology, no one is safe.

Never trust any animal that's always smiling.

Here's another one for Captain Scratchy’s Jaws Celebration! We’re celebrating because Friday (June 20) marks the 50th anniversary of Jaws...

If Shark doesn’t do something about that drool problem, Kevin might get a little cranky.

And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

Congratulations to Shark for not being deceived. Kevin has acquired many food items from many victims using his Flying Monkey Trick.

Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

I feel sorry for Octopus ... and anyone with a brain.

I’ve been watching way too much of the Olympics. How about you? Glad to see Manatee bring home the gold. Well deserved!

Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week runs from Monday, Dec. 4 through Sunday, Dec. 10. New bear cartoons and comics every day, as well...

We’re rolling into the weekend with Shark and Bear, who are forging new adventures.

Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

A lost shark is not nearly as awesome as a Sand Shark. The lost guy probably won't be able to provide directions for the lost shark, but...