And to answer the horse's question: Yes, they probably are drunk.

Fun fact: No matter how many times this trio visits this restaurant, they never get the same server twice.

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

Congratulations to Shark for not being deceived. Kevin has acquired many food items from many victims using his Flying Monkey Trick.

Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

I feel sorry for Octopus ... and anyone with a brain.

I’ve been watching way too much of the Olympics. How about you? Glad to see Manatee bring home the gold. Well deserved!

Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week runs from Monday, Dec. 4 through Sunday, Dec. 10. New bear cartoons and comics every day, as well...

We’re rolling into the weekend with Shark and Bear, who are forging new adventures.

Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

A lost shark is not nearly as awesome as a Sand Shark. The lost guy probably won't be able to provide directions for the lost shark, but...

Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

Sharks will always incriminate themselves in court. They just can’t keep those jaws closed. Still, I’m pretty sure a jury of shark peers...

Manatee has a legitimate complaint ... and so does Parallel Dimension Manatee. Shark and Dolphin need to take a turn with the portal.

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

On June 20, 1975, a little movie about a big shark opened in theaters. It was called "Look Out For That Big Shark!" Just kidding. It was...

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.