I would suggest moving your chair farther away from the cat's chair before engaging in a cat chat.

I'm taking more bites out of Apple TV these days (Pluribus, Slow Horses, Severance).

The pooch won't scooch.

Kevin put a lot of thought into his Halloween costume, but he doesn’t want anyone else to put a lot of thought into it because he’s in a hurry. Happy Halloween!

Oh, Kevin. That pooch deserved a better pun. That one was WAY TOO ruff.

There's always room for one more fuzzy face.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

This cartoon is so fake. I’ve never known a cat who prefers coffee to napping.

Earl should have known better.

During these tough times, I think many of us would line up to cuddle with this pooch.

I drew this one up BEFORE the Bears gave up 52 points to Detroit. Ouch.

Maybe loosen the leash, so to speak, instead of trying to rein in this pooch.

This seems like the perfect routine for a Monday.

No, she did mean BEAR room. And Kevin is about to become your master … as soon as he changes out of his pajamas.

That bushy-tailed rodent would have to be nuts to ignore those wise words.

Sometimes it's best to focus all your attention on your precious pooch.

I sometimes regret not becoming a cat lawyer.

Let the big guy take a few sips before you start flappin' your jaws.

Kevin has been dispensing questionable wisdom again on my Instagram.

Plus, that pink robe just doesn't go with his eyes.