Bear not doing great business with the kissing booth
Does a bear kiss in the woods? This one does ... for a price.
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chuckingwersen
- 3 days ago
- 1 min
Goldfish has a disturbing realization
The driving force behind Captain Scratchy has always been this: Provide content that is thought-provoking and capable of inspiring...
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chuckingwersen
- 5 days ago
- 1 min
Bear advice: Take two herring and call me in the morning
Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...
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chuckingwersen
- Jun 2
- 1 min
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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chuckingwersen
- May 31
- 1 min
The shark seems a little perturbed by the lifeguard
Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...
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chuckingwersen
- May 26
- 1 min
A bear limps into a doctor's office ...
This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...
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chuckingwersen
- May 24
- 1 min
Dog-tired dog has dibs on the couch
How about it, dog owners? Do you live with a Couch Hog? Have you made peace with the fact that your pooch is the King or Queen of the Couch?
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chuckingwersen
- May 22
- 1 min
Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?
Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.
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chuckingwersen
- May 19
- 1 min
Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.
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chuckingwersen
- May 17
- 1 min
Taking the cat for a walk can be a (slow) adventure
Taking the cat for a walk is only for the brave and patient. VERY patient.
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chuckingwersen
- May 12
- 1 min
Doctor seems to be unfamiliar with the workings of a cow
Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.
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chuckingwersen
- May 10
- 1 min
Drunk bear in your tub
Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...
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chuckingwersen
- May 8
- 1 min
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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chuckingwersen
- May 5
- 1 min
The goldfish and the game-changing decorative rocks
I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...
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chuckingwersen
- May 3
- 1 min
Not the kind of follower you want following you
Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.
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chuckingwersen
- May 1
- 1 min
Dog accuses cat of planning murder
A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 26
- 1 min
Bear in the woods meets his match on the path
That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 23
- 1 min
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 21
- 1 min
Someone finds the end of Happy Hour unbearable
When Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.
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chuckingwersen
- Apr 19
- 1 min
The dog seems to be malfunctioning
But those collars are quite effective at neutralizing fleas, so it's a fair tradeoff.
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