Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...

How about it, dog owners? Do you live with a Couch Hog? Have you made peace with the fact that your pooch is the King or Queen of the Couch?

Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Taking the cat for a walk is only for the brave and patient. VERY patient.

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

I wrote and drew these as separate cartoons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I'm posting both of them. Which one do...

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.

A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.

The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

When Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.

But those collars are quite effective at neutralizing fleas, so it's a fair tradeoff.

Great. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.