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Hungry dog tests out built-in alarm system
Let's hear it for the dogs who have very effective alarm systems, which they use when their patience is wearing thin ... especially when...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 13, 20221 min read


Does a bear shop for ear necklaces on Etsy?
Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 11, 20221 min read


Cat doctor has a perfect remedy for cat patient
Doctor Cat's recommendation is a little strange considering that the patient came in for a hairball issue. But who am I to question a...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 9, 20221 min read


A common misunderstanding among penguins
Penguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 6, 20221 min read


Things get awkward with the Sad Alligator
Did you know October is Sad Alligator Awareness Month? You didn't? That's because it's not. But it should be. Here at Captain Scratchy,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 5, 20221 min read


Time Travel Cat unboxes a glance at the future
Time Travel Cat then went back in the time machine, traveled to the year 2375 and coughed up a wicked hairball for the cat scientists to...

Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 2, 20221 min read


The bear is annoyed by the whole hat thing
I pulled an old favorite out of the "There's a Bear Behind You" cartoon archives and gave it a new look and a bit of a rewrite.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 29, 20221 min read


A guy with three nipples and a shark with many teeth
Those two goofs on the boat need to follow the adage: If you see something, say something. And the "something" I'm referring to is the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 28, 20221 min read


Some questionable advice from Doctor Dog
Dr. Rex gives the "just lick it" advice to every patient, no matter what is afflicting them. I'm starting to think dogs don't make good...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 26, 20221 min read


Dolphin offers usual dolphin defense
This is your reminder of the mortal danger posed by seemingly happy-go-lucky and always-smiling dolphins.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 23, 20221 min read


The Sad Alligator is sadder than ever
It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 19, 20221 min read


Bear can't understand being turned down for office job
Could this be the reason bears have so much trouble landing an office job? Is it all about pants (or the lack of pants)? Or is there more...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 16, 20221 min read


Goldfish makes an impulse purchase
When it comes to making impulse purchases, goldfish are the worst. Bicycles, toasters, curling irons, oven mitts ... the list of crap...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 13, 20221 min read


Cow is not happy with the new arrangement
I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 12, 20221 min read


Manatee looks spiffy in new shirt
I never knew manatees were so meta. But there's no doubt the manatee is rockin' that tee, although it does look a little snug.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20221 min read


Dog is lawyered up and ready to go to court
You should never disappoint your dog by making false or misleading claims on your shirt, especially if your dog is lawyered up.

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 7, 20221 min read


I think we all know how this shark sneeze will end
Probably not a good idea for the guy to hang around just to say "bless you" to the shark. By the way, this comic just became my fourth...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 4, 20221 min read


Is that a bear behind you???
This recently became my most popular post of all time on Instagram. As I post this, it has 740,000 likes (updated Sept. 4) and has been...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 1, 20221 min read


Generous bear goes a little too far
The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 30, 20221 min read


An honest mistake sends dog into a downward spiral
This is based on a true story about a dog who indeed started therapy but never admitted to secretly liking the cat food.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 25, 20221 min read
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