Things get awkward with the Sad Alligator
Did you know October is Sad Alligator Awareness Month? You didn't? That's because it's not. But it should be.
Here at Captain Scratchy, we encourage you to tell an alligator "See you later" ... and then KEEP YOUR WORD by going back later.
And, no, an alligator isn't standing nearby, forcing me to say this. (help)