Just when you thought the Man or Bear debate had run its course, these two knuckleheads are trying to revive it.

Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.

I don't think that horse is weird, but just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't make eye contact with it.

Presto! Appearing out of thin air is this cartoon about an old-timey magician who isn't very good at old-timey magic.

It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

I don’t know why anyone would want their doctor to be a bear, but maybe it’s because bears perform a very accurate reflex test. Still, I...

Hey Alligator! Don’t harass that Floaty Potato — I mean MANATEE!

Dave was even more surprised than the bears.

Taking this fuzzy face for a walk wasn't the best idea.

This cartoon is so fake. Who takes a taxi to the mall in this day and age? And would a bear really wear a seatbelt?

That woman needs to keep her distance from those two. She’s in danger of getting some nap drool on her fuzzy slippers.

My cartoonist's license (and badge) would be revoked if I didn't post the occasional desert island cartoon.

Holding two pieces of bread on either side of its body was not a good move by that chicken. Come to think of it, being a bear’s roommate...

Aliens + shark + manatee = a personal favorite. I beamed this one up from the archives and put a slightly new twist on it.

Dogs will test out a variety of “FEED ME NOW” signals until they find the one that startles and annoys you the most.

If you’re planning to get an emotional support shark, maybe don’t choose a great white who likes to sneak up on people.

You’ve got to admire business-minded bears who think outside of the box. Or, in this case, inside the box.

You should keep this guide handy AT ALL TIMES just in case you come face to face with a cat. You’re welcome.

This is a reminder: When you park your vehicle in an unfamiliar location and then go exploring, ALWAYS take your keys and lock up. This...

When you’re a penguin, it’s judicious to be suspicious of fishes. IF YOU’RE A FAN OF PENGUINS … check out my brand-new animated video on...