This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

This is one of my personal favorites from my archives. It’s not often we see this side of Kevin, but I think it suits him. Shark is very...

Congratulations to Shark for not being deceived. Kevin has acquired many food items from many victims using his Flying Monkey Trick.

Come on, Shark. Don't be rude.

Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...

I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

This cartoon is so fake. Only two bags of Taco Bell for a full-size bear and a great white shark?!

Never fear, Baby Shark! Papa’s got the best “guy” anyone could hope for, and Kevin always delivers.

Captain Scratchy's first-ever Bear Week runs from Monday, Dec. 4 through Sunday, Dec. 10. New bear cartoons and comics every day, as well...

Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

The sad alligator returns for another heartbreaking episode. The poor guy can't catch a break. And just to be clear: Those are NOT...

Shark Week is here for me and I am here for Shark Week. But this post is a reminder that not all sharks are worthy of being featured...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...

Well, even if nobody's buying his act, the shark is getting a good workout for his flappity fins.

Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.