This cartoon is so fake. I’ve never known a cat who prefers coffee to napping.

That woman needs to keep her distance from those two. She’s in danger of getting some nap drool on her fuzzy slippers.

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

The job requirements for the position of cat are pretty straightforward and most cats are cool with those requirements, so the interview...