Sure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...

Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)

After a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...

It's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.

Penguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...

A sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.