top of page

Search


First date with a manatee gets very awkward
Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 20, 20231 min read
Â
Â
Â


When your dinner companion just wants to probe the lobster
When you're hanging out with Zarlok and you get hungry, it's probably best to avoid going to a fancy restaurant. He'll just embarrass you...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 9, 20231 min read
Â
Â
Â


Hungry, hungry hippos about to be angry, angry hippos
I've never understood why hippos who are so hungry would settle for a meal of little white marbles, but I'm not much of a hippo expert....

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 5, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


This is one hell of a restaurant
Is he a hell of a waiter or just angling for a better tip? Whichever it is, I've heard that the food at that place is not very good (too...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 4, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


Service at the sloth restaurant is a bit slow
Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 9, 20211 min read
Â
Â
Â
bottom of page