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Gross! A fish brushed up against his leg!
Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 30, 20211 min read


A quick check of the shark's teeth
Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 16, 20211 min read


Shark with no shame
Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 5, 20211 min read


Shark goes back to the ocean
The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 28, 20211 min read


Unproductive Shark
This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 20, 20211 min read


Jaws Wide Open
You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 29, 20211 min read
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