Yep ... that guy crossed a line that NO ONE should cross. There will be consequences.

This one dates back to the days when Kevin used to spend a lot of time with this sassy cat, a pure-hearted dog and a lethargic beaver.

Kevin planned to stay in his pajamas all day even before realizing it was a holiday.

Better make it a large order of fries.

Maybe loosen the leash, so to speak, instead of trying to rein in this pooch.

This seems like the perfect routine for a Monday.

No, she did mean BEAR room. And Kevin is about to become your master … as soon as he changes out of his pajamas.

That bushy-tailed rodent would have to be nuts to ignore those wise words.

Sometimes it's best to focus all your attention on your precious pooch.

I sometimes regret not becoming a cat lawyer.

Busy getting sloshed on the couch.

Let the big guy take a few sips before you start flappin' your jaws.

To be fair, Kevin's stick work is quite impressive.

It takes a fuzzy-faced pooch to know the mood of a fuzzy-faced feline.

Well, it's exciting for cats, at least.

Kevin has been dispensing questionable wisdom again on my Instagram.

I considered following Shark Week with Suspicious Mole Week, but I came to my senses and decided not to take a whack at it. But here’s...

Hang in there, Kevin. You'll have the spotlight back soon enough.

This was my 2,500th post on Instagram. I should have done better.

This might be a good time for that guy to say he also forgot his glasses.