Chuck IngwersenSep 12, 20221 minCow is not happy with the new arrangementI’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.
Chuck IngwersenSep 9, 20221 minManatee looks spiffy in new shirtI never knew manatees were so meta. But there's no doubt the manatee is rockin' that tee, although it does look a little snug.
Chuck IngwersenSep 7, 20221 minDog is lawyered up and ready to go to courtYou should never disappoint your dog by making false or misleading claims on your shirt, especially if your dog is lawyered up.
Chuck IngwersenAug 29, 20221 minNever go out to eat with a sharkIt's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.