Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)

After a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...

It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.

Here's a Valentine's Day card for you, because Captain Scratchy is all about spreading the love.

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Anyone else want to hide in a cardboard box all day ... or at least until it's time to eat?