Little Horse doesn't mind being called "Fun Size" ... except when it's followed by "snack." Not cool, Baby Shark. Not cool at all.

Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?

Can you blame sharks for being jealous of those attention-seeking seals, who are always showing off their ball balancing skills? Be...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

Terror on the open sea comes in many shapes and sizes, including medium-size kitty in a box.

Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...

Is there anything more terrifying than a cat staring you down as it sits comfortably in a cardboard box that is floating in the sea? No...

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.

Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.

Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...

In defense of Chicken Aunt Sharon, she didn't see the oncoming beer truck because she had been doing a lot of day drinking. And before...

Have wiser words ever been spoken, especially by a bear? If this one looks familiar, it's because I fished it out of the Old Favorites...

I reformatted and redrew this old favorite. I now realize it raises a number of questions: Why aren't those dogs on leashes? Why do their...

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...