chuckingwersenApr 71 minFreezer penguins aren't as fun as you'd expectSure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...
chuckingwersenJan 131 minPenguin on its back might not be telling the truthIt's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.
chuckingwersenFeb 3, 20221 minA common misunderstanding among penguinsYou might think the joke here is that all penguins look the same. No, it's just that these two penguins are very, very drunk.
chuckingwersenDec 17, 20211 minPenguin has short Christmas wish listA sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.