Come on, penguins! Stop being so formal. It's not like you have office jobs. (Oops. I've just been informed that many penguins have...

From time to time we like to check in on our penguin friends, just to chill. Is it just me, or does it seem like every one of their...

Sure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...

It's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.

You might think the joke here is that all penguins look the same. No, it's just that these two penguins are very, very drunk.

A sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.