This strategy could derail that heavy petting.

The bow tie similarity is probably just a coincidence.

Put a sock in it, Socky.

Bob's podcast is mostly the sound of him chewing.

If Shark doesn’t do something about that drool problem, Kevin might get a little cranky.

Fun fact: A gorilla and a bear will draw a little more attention than an elephant during a business meeting, unless the business meeting...

And you thought ants were annoying.

I'm not sure Kevin understands the rules of this game.

I’m so happy cats love to sit in boxes, because I enjoy drawing cats and I enjoy drawing boxes.

Yes, even horses have bad hair days. If they’re lucky, they have a bear friend who can provide a little moose.

It's probably the sharpened claws? What else could it be?

Cheese fries are always a viable option.

It's not weird unless you make it weird.

Also, a real wise man wouldn't have such a ratty robe.

The answers just might surprise you.

I’m always supsicious of a doctor who use terms like “goop” and phrases like “what’s the deal with …” I’m also suspicious of doctors who...

On behalf of this cow, Kevin and the entire Captain Scratchy staff (me), I apologize for this udderly awful pun.

The weather is warming up in my neck of the woods, and all the neighborhood dogs are ready to bark at pond squirrels.

This is a must-buy if you can find it. (Spoiler: You won't be able to find it.)

That restaurant needs to do better.