Chuck IngwersenMay 1, 20231 minDog accuses cat of planning murderA note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.
Chuck IngwersenApr 21, 20231 minSomeone finds the end of Happy Hour unbearableWhen Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.
Chuck IngwersenApr 19, 20231 minThe dog seems to be malfunctioningBut those collars are quite effective at neutralizing fleas, so it's a fair tradeoff.
Chuck IngwersenApr 14, 20231 minBear meets an especially terrifying slothGreat. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.