A bear walks into a wine tasting
The bear doesn't seem interested in all the nuances of wine tasting, but he knows what he likes.
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- Jun 8
- 1 min
Bear not doing great business with the kissing booth
Does a bear kiss in the woods? This one does ... for a price.
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- Jun 4
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Bear advice: Take two herring and call me in the morning
Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...
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- May 21
- 1 min
Are you SURE you're not scared of bears?
Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.
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- May 9
- 1 min
Drunk bear in your tub
Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...
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- May 2
- 1 min
Not the kind of follower you want following you
Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.
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- Apr 25
- 1 min
Bear in the woods meets his match on the path
That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.
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- Apr 20
- 1 min
Someone finds the end of Happy Hour unbearable
When Happy Hour ends, let's hope the only thing the bear attacks is that bowl of pretzels.
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- Apr 2
- 1 min
Bear's need for approval seems a little desperate
His need for approval is quite obvious, but I understand why a bear would want a good rating after putting so much time and effort into a...
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- Mar 21
- 1 min
Lazy bear decides to work from home
It's so sad when previously super aggressive bears become lazy and decide to wor
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- Mar 17
- 1 min
A St. Patrick's Day meet-up with Cocaine Bear
I don’t think Cocaine Bear has much dignity left, but I do respect him for turning down green beer. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to those who...
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- Mar 13
- 1 min
And the Oscar goes to ... Cocaine Bear?
I wrote and drew this one before Sunday night's Oscars, so I was amused by the Cocaine Bear appearance on the show. I was expecting a...
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- Mar 8
- 1 min
Cocaine Bear is scary, beyond a shadow of a doubt
The buzz about Cocaine Bear has quieted down, but that doesn't mean I can't milk it for all it's worth. By the way, I don't recommend...
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- Mar 7
- 1 min
Can you really have too much of Cocaine Bear?
Ever since Cocaine Bear hit movie theaters about a week and a half ago, I've gone a little overboard on posting CB cartoons and comics on...
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- Mar 2
- 1 min
Someone is all in on the Cocaine Bear sequel
I've gotten a little carried away with posting Cocaine Bear cartoons on Instagram. Here's one of them.
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- Feb 24
- 1 min
Somebody's really excited to see Cocaine Bear
Are YOU excited to see Cocaine Bear? I can't deny that I am. For a bonus panel to this cartoon, check out my Instagram. (It will be...
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- Feb 17
- 1 min
It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you
It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.
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- Feb 8
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Bad news, bears: Snack acquisitions have declined
I feel sorry for whoever has to be the bearer of bad news at the quarterly business meeting. And a note to hikers: Please give bears your...
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- Jan 6
- 1 min
Chicken tempts fate ... and a hungry bear
Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...
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- Dec 24, 2022
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Ready to make a heroic journey for the bear necessities
Here in Scratchyville, the blizzard has hit hard. But the bear is determined to tunnel through the frozen snow to get the essentials...
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