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Our favorite bear strains to make another pun
Screaming into a colander just might turn into a trend.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 61 min read


Pun bear gets assist from a friendly owl
Kevin doesn't give a hoot about who gets credit for this one.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 41 min read


Does a bear in the woods show off his expertise?
Kevin knows stuff and he's not afraid to prove it.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 21 min read


Aldi groans in the world aren't enough for this unbearable pun
Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 301 min read


These baffled bears are intent on being in tent
Hey guys! YOU HAVE MASSIVE CLAWS! Just sayin'.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 281 min read


Sometimes truth can be hard to bear
The truth hurts, especially when it's delivered as pun-ishment.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 261 min read


Does a bear dispense wisdom in the woods? Kevin does.
Even teachers can learn something from this furry fellow.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 211 min read


A bear laments the Bears' loss ... and the loss of a beloved potato
Yes, it was sad to see the Chicago Bears’ season end Sunday night, but I’m grateful for the thrill ride this team provided. Even in the heartbreaking loss to the Rams, Bears fans were treated to another Miracle Moment from the electric Caleb Williams just before the end of regulation. Just another highlight Bears fans like me and Kevin will store in our memory banks forever. Sorry to see that Kevin accidentally ate his emotional support potato. I hope he finds a suitable repl

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 191 min read


Close encounter of the bear kind
Kevin might not be a people, but I am … and I have no idea how to explain to the aliens what is wrong with us people.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 161 min read


Does a bear talk s**t in the woods?
Kevin can't stop gloating about the Bears' wild win over the Packers ... and about his magical potato.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 121 min read


Another chapter of Kevin's Career Advice
I’m not sure why anybody would take career advice from a bear wearing “I Love My Potato” pajamas, especially when that bear is widely known as a pun-loving goofball.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 91 min read


Does a bear perform The Nutcracker in the woods?
I can understand that guy's reluctance to experience the performance.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 19, 20251 min read


Stressful times call for ... numerous potatoes?
I completely understand needing a wagon full of emotional support potatoes during these stressful times. Keep on rolling, Kevin.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 15, 20251 min read


When decorating for Christmas gets a little sticky
Hmmmm ... I'm suspecting someone was pre-licking those candy canes.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 10, 20251 min read


Snowed in? Not this desperate bear
Remembering a time when Kevin was a house bear in great need of Doritos.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 5, 20251 min read


Does a bear give career advice in the woods?
Kevin does ... and sometimes he just gives very honest critiques.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 3, 20251 min read


Kevin makes note of his toenail miscalculation
The cat will be fine, but he's pissed.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 21, 20251 min read


When bears meet their heroes
This is a heartwarming meetup. Kevin picked a great day to wear his Pooh pajamas. (Or maybe he wears them every day.)

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 19, 20251 min read


You'll never find the hiding bear
Even all those Waldos are completely stumped.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 17, 20251 min read


Does a bear sell disgusting beverages in the woods?
Five bucks is a little steep for a chunky potato drink.

Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 10, 20251 min read
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