This is why the Dog Football League (DFL) folded after one game. And don't be fooled by the Puppy Bowl. It takes hours of strategic...

Of all the poems this prolific pooch has penned, this one might be my favorite.

Best of all, the dog got quite a lot of the dog chow in the actual dog bowl!

I'm on board with the dog's scenario, although I would hope that there would be an adult beverage included with each delivery of a plate...

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

Food for thought: The dog deserves an extra tasty meal after delivering such a snappy comeback.

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

I reformatted and redrew this old favorite. I now realize it raises a number of questions: Why aren't those dogs on leashes? Why do their...

It happens. Grilled meats are dropped during drunken holiday cookouts and dogs are instantly on the case. It seems like justice for the...

It really is a good idea to get up from the couch at regular intervals. The intervals I choose are Monday from 2:30 pm to 2:45, and...

A dog's ability to bark for hours at waffles is one of the most impressive skills found among any living creature. I can bark at waffles...

There's nothing worse than having your soul repeatedly poked by hell demons with pointy sticks. Unless you're a dog. Then there's...

They then agreed that their podcast should be a true crime podcast, delving into such hideous crimes as late feeding times, inadequate...

I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...

We ask an awful lot of our pets: Be loyal. Be loving. Be adorable. Don't be pooping on the carpet. We should take a moment to consider...

You thought dogs weren’t concerned about good hygiene and safety protocols. You thought wrong, at least when it comes to this dog, who...

Slobber Mop was the name of my band when I was in high school. Our fans nicknamed us the Mop Tops and also the Fab Floor Moppers.