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Manatee and Shark play football with predictable results
Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20231 min read


Jaw-dropping moment for shark on trial
Sharks will always incriminate themselves in court. They just can’t keep those jaws closed. Still, I’m pretty sure a jury of shark peers...

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 20, 20231 min read


Manatee peeks through the portal to a parallel dimension
Manatee has a legitimate complaint ... and so does Parallel Dimension Manatee. Shark and Dolphin need to take a turn with the portal.

Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 6, 20231 min read


Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 29, 20231 min read


Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read


If Jaws was made today
On June 20, 1975, a little movie about a big shark opened in theaters. It was called "Look Out For That Big Shark!" Just kidding. It was...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 21, 20231 min read


Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 14, 20231 min read


These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read


The shark seems a little perturbed by the lifeguard
Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

Chuck Ingwersen
May 31, 20231 min read


Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Chuck Ingwersen
May 18, 20231 min read


Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 23, 20231 min read


Dolphin has a new job ... or just wanted to tell a bad joke
Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 23, 20231 min read


Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick
Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 19, 20231 min read


Shark and Dolphin reflect on Super Sunday
I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 13, 20231 min read


Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read


Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 28, 20231 min read


Shark and Manatee get very different messages
It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 21, 20231 min read


Great white shark reaches personal best before breaking New Year's resolution
Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...

Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 11, 20231 min read


Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 30, 20221 min read


Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 16, 20221 min read
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