The manatee seems to be in a hurry to find warmer waters as the temperature drops. Or maybe he's just out for a pleasure cruise.

Sometimes ... but not very often ... I veer away from drawing cartoons and comics featuring sassy animals and sea creatures. Today, phone...

If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...

Did you know October is Sad Alligator Awareness Month? You didn't? That's because it's not. But it should be. Here at Captain Scratchy,...

It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.

The sad alligator returns for another heartbreaking episode. The poor guy can't catch a break. And just to be clear: Those are NOT...

It's a widely known fact that manatees have an inflated opinion of themselves and aren't afraid to share it with the world. Especially...

You've really got to keep an eye on those devious llamas. Always impersonating alpacas in order to get away with any number of crimes.

Poor manatee wasn't expecting to get married and certainly wasn't expecting to be compared to an enormous potato. Shame on Janet for...

I couldn't resist doing a follow-up to my "Sad Alligator" comic, because that one generated such a huge response on Instagram. As of this...

This comic recently became my most-liked post on Instagram, with almost 200,000 likes as I write this. It also prompted a lot of...

Manatees don't spend much time on land, but when they do, it's for a really good reason.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it look anything but ridiculous. I do applaud the shark for its self-control (for not...

It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...

As if being stranded on a desert island isn't bad enough, getting just seven likes is rubbing sand in the wound.

I pulled this one out of the Almost Forgotten Archives (AFA) and it gave me a chuckle. Your mileage may vary.

My heart goes out to this clown. After being first in his class in Clown College, he suffers the ultimate humiliation by forgetting to...

I think the dolphin should find a trainer who isn't always in trainer mode. Also, trying to make the dolphin leap over the head of the...

I wish I had a funnier joke for this drawing. As it is, I'm counting on readers being familiar with the idiom of the 800-pound gorilla....