This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...

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I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...

Hey, it's a rookie mistake. When you first become a ghost, you're fixated on your sheet looking just right, so you might overlook...

Making eye contact with a cat at the wrong moment could provoke an undesirable response. At least that's what I've been told by a large...

I think they're both going to be startled. Meanwhile, that damn squirrel will be watching it all go down, loving every minute of it as he...

We ask an awful lot of our pets: Be loyal. Be loving. Be adorable. Don't be pooping on the carpet. We should take a moment to consider...

This cartoon is so fake. Look at how ludicrously large the doorknob is compared to the man's hands. The rest of it checks out as quite...

There should be no limit to the number of times you watch Paddington 2 in one day, whether you're a bear or whether you're this guy. If...

I've got to side with the dog on this one. A box filled with snacks is a game-changer. But let's not deny the cat its snug little slice...

It’s about time Waldo is forced to spend his valuable time searching for something. He’s been taking delight in our frustration and...

You thought dogs weren’t concerned about good hygiene and safety protocols. You thought wrong, at least when it comes to this dog, who...

Time Travel Cat then told them about how the cat war against wiggly string has escalated in the future. Time Travel Cat also told them...

Slobber Mop was the name of my band when I was in high school. Our fans nicknamed us the Mop Tops and also the Fab Floor Moppers.

Just to be on the safe side, I always assume there's a bear behind me. Even when I'm in my kitchen.